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A CHRISTmas Tradition! Deleted Holiday Comment: Get Your Jews Out Of My...
Call us old fashioned, but we still call it the feast of Celestia Invictus Here for another year, the Greatest CHRISTmas Deleted Comment ever. You may remember that in 2014, a Springfield,...
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RNC Hails Its New King! Wonkagenda For Monday, December 26, 2016
Happy Monday Morning, Wonketariat, and a good nondenominational holiday greeting to you! Here’s some of the things we might be talking about today! Not wanting to be out-scandalized by Donald Trump,...
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Yay, Town In Pennsylvania Trump Country ISN’T Total Dick To Syrian Refugees!
YAY NICE STORY! Hi, it is the day after Christmas, which means we need happy stories about Christmas miracles, and that thing about two of the most annoying and gross Trump spokesgoons finding...
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Welcome to Melania Trump’s Terrifying German Expressionist Christmas Tree...
String up the lights and light up the tree / We’re damned for all eternityBut for just one day, all is well / It’s Christmas time in Hell! Melania Trump’s Director of Communication Stephanie Grisham...
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That Motherfucker Trump Is Probably Going To Ruin Christmas, So Get Ready,...
Stole Christmas. It is December 18, 2017. Typically, on December 18, your loyal Wonkette is winding down and scouring the internet to find stupid stories to tell you, because A) we are hungover from...
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The Worst People In The World. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Dec. 21, 2017
Morning Wonketariat! Here’s some of the things we may be talking about today. Trump slut Devin Nunes has been sneaking around the Hill investigating THE DOSSIER in an effort to show the FBI tried to...
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Wingnut GOP Congressman Thanks Trump For Giving America Throbbing Erection...
CHRISTMAS BONE ZONE Here is a guy who is going to have a Merry Holiday! Excuse us, CHRISTMAS, A MERRY FUCKING GODDAMNED CHRISTMAS is what he is going to have, because Donald Trump has rescinded the...
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